- Parents -

Is your kid afraid of bad monsters
hiding under the bed or in the closet?

Then hire good MartNick Monsters
to protect your loved ones.


Click here to buy Joe and/or Sandy MartNick
Monster warning videos. Play them several times
during the day, and before bed. At home, school,
car, everywhere. Hearing warnings in their own
language should begin to scare monsters away.

Kah lah boom MartNick, bah rah tah vah,
nah mah boo. In monster talk that means
I am a gigantic, good MartNick Monster,
stop scaring my friends, or I'll come back
here and drag you out to the boonies.

Then buy smelly MartNick Monster perfume.
Martnick Monsters are gigantic monsters that
don't scare people. Gigantic monsters smell dif-
ferent than other monsters. When bad monsters
smell gigantic monsters nearby, they usually get
very frightened, so they quickly leave the area.

We collected gigantic, good monster sweat. Had
chemists analyze the body odor (bo). Synthesize
it. Put it in alcohol wipes. And now we sell them.
Wipe them on the inside top of your door frames.
Then tape it to the top of one of the door frames.

Bad monsters can hear warning videos and smell
gigantic MartNick Monsters and will stay away.
Use flashlight to check and see that they're gone.

Click here to buy a MartNick Monster
Joe poster for $4. The poster was made less
scary so it doesn't terrify little children.

Click here to buy a MartNick Monster
Sandy poster for $4. The poster has been made
less scary so it doesn't terrify little children.

Download the pdf file and print out as many copies
as you want. Have your kids color all of the copies
you print and hang them everywhere to further
scare bad monsters. Put them under, over beds,
in closets, bathrooms, on the front and back of
the doors, in your car, everywhere in the house,
and daycare, so the bad monsters can see them.

Click here to buy a MartNick Monster
Joe doll for $30. The doll was made less
scary so it doesn't terrify little children.

Click here to buy a MartNick Monster
Sandy doll for $30. The doll has been made
less scary so it doesn't terrify little children.

Read MartNick Monsters history here.

Every so often threats and smells
don't get bad monsters to leave.
Check back here to see our kick
out bad monsters weeky videos.

Meet our original good MartNick Monsters









email: MartNick@MartNickMonsters.com

MartNick
429 May Street
Bensenville, Illinois 60106