- Parents -

Is your kid afraid of bad monsters
hiding under the bed or in the closet?

Then let good MartNick Monsters
help protect your loved ones.

Kah lah boom MartNick, bah rah tah vah,
nah mah boo. In monster talk that means
I am a gigantic, good MartNick Monster.
Stop scaring my friends, or I'll come back
here and drag you out to the boonies.


Click here to buy a Joe and/or Sandy MartNick
Monster warning video. Play them several times
during the day, and before bed. At home, school,
car, everywhere. Hearing warnings in their own
language should scare most bad monsters away.

But that may not work with very bad monsters.
If not, buy a smelly MartNick Monster "wipe".


My good, giant, MartNick monsters smell dif-
ferently than small monsters. I collected giant,
good monster sweat. Had chemists analyze the
body odor (b-o). Synthesize it. Put it in a wipe.

Now I sell the wipe. Wipe it on top of your door
frames. So when bad monsters smell giant mon-
sters in the area, they get frightened and leave.

When bad monsters hear warning videos and smell
gigantic MartNick Monsters they will stay away.
Use flashlight to check and see that they're gone.

Click here to buy a MartNick Monster
Joe poster for $4. The poster was made less
scary so it doesn't terrify little children.

Click here to buy a MartNick Monster
Sandy poster for $4. The poster has been made
less scary so it doesn't terrify little children.

Print as many copies of each of the pdf files as
you want. Have your kids color all of the copies
you print and hang them everywhere to further
scare bad monsters. Put them under, over beds,
in closets, bathrooms, on the front and back of
the doors, in your car, everywhere in the house,
and daycare, so the bad monsters can see them.

Click here soon to buy a MartNick Monster
Joe doll for $30. This doll has been made
less scary so it doesn't terrify little children.

Click here soon to buy a MartNick Monster
Sandy doll for $30. The doll has been made
less scary so it doesn't terrify little children.

Read MartNick Monsters history here.

Every so often the video threats and smells
don't get very, very bad monsters to leave.
Click here for a MartNick Monster Visit.

Check here weekly to see the latest
kick-out the bad monsters videos.

Meet our original good MartNick Monsters









email: MartNick@MartNickMonsters.com

MartNick
429 May Street
Bensenville, Illinois 60106