Are bad bedroom monsters hiding under your kid's bed?
Then let good MartNick Monsters help you send those bad bedroom monsters back to the swamp.
The first, easiest, and cheapest thing to do is play the free MartNick Monster Warning Video you see below, every night, before your kid goes to bed. You and your kid should chant the MartNick Monster warning "kah lah boom MartNick, bah rah tah vah, nah mah boo" along with the video. In English that means I am a good MartNick Monster. Stop scaring my friends, or I'll drag you back to the swamp.
Make your own warning video. Show it on the TikTok challenge #MartNickMonsters. The twenty most viewed warning videos will be listed here for everyone to use.
But voices alone will probably not scare a bad monster away for long. It also may not work if your bad monster can't hear. Then you'll have to buy my MartNick Monster smelly stickers. My good, giant, MartNick monsters smell different than bad monsters. I collected giant, good monster sweat and had chemists analyze the body odor (b-o). Then I had it synthesized and put on stickers.
Peel off the stickers. Stick them on shoe and bedroom slipper insoles. Under beds, in closets, bathrooms, cars, bedrooms, daycare centers, backpacks. On water bottles, doors, windows, books, phones, PC's, id's. In wallets, folders, books, and hats. Everywhere you can find bad monsters. So when the bad monsters smell the giant, good monsters in the area, wherever you are, they will stay away from you.
Click here to buy smelly body odor stickers.
Click here to get a free smelly body odor sticker where you see this sign.
When bad monsters hear warning videos and smell gigantic MartNick Monsters, they should go away. Use a flashlight to check and see that they're gone. If this fails, maybe your monster doesn't hear well or smell well. Or it may just be a very, very bad monster. Then click here to request a MartNick Monster Visit.
We use money selling things to pay for those visits. We get in a camper, pull a horse trailer to hold the bad monster, and drive across country to perform interventions. We get the bad monster and take it back to a village of monsters in a local swamp.
We make MartNick Monsters Intervention, road trip, adventure videos of those visits as we go around the country and world, getting rid of the very worst bad monsters. Here is the first one we made.
Click here to buy more of those intervention videos.
Click here to buy MartNick Monster guard dolls. Collect all 19.
To read the MartNick Monster history, click here.
Meet our original good MartNick Monsters here.
Click here for a free MartNick Monster poster book. The pictures were made less scary so they don't terrify little children.
Print as many copies of each of the pages as you want and hang them everywhere to further scare bad monsters. Put them under, over beds, in closets, bathrooms, on the front and back of the doors, in your car, everywhere in the house, and daycare, so the bad monsters can see them.
Click here to print out a free MartNick Monster coloring book. Print as many copies of each of the pages as you want. The pictures were made less scary so they don't terrify little children.
Your kid can use different colors to color different good MartNick Monsters, since they can change color, shape, and size. Become invisible. You see the names I gave them. But kids can name them whatever they want, because none of us can pronounce the monster's names in monster talk.
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